America has turned a phone from something to talk to people into a mini computer to occupy your time on the toilet. There are millions of apps out there for dating the opposite sex, same sex, or even yourself while you are on the toilet.
Then, you have the game apps where you can match fruit, defeat clans, and basically live a life that is better than the one you live in in reality. All fantastic things to limit your efficiency while going to the bathroom.
I'd be curious how much money companies are cost by the bathroom break in the 2010s vs the bathroom break in the 1950s when all you had was a newspaper.
With all that being said, it would only make sense to build an app about toilets to use while on the toilet.
Tinder is made for men or women who wish what they had is better. So why not do the same with toilets?
An app with pictures of toilets and you swipe yes or no depending on if you would happily use that toilet.
My yes swipes would consist of urinals that go all the way to the ground, toilets with buttons on the tank to flush, and toilets that you flush by texting it.
What would you say yes to on Toilet Tinder?
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